Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/August 23

Estonia, (pronounced as it is spelled but not always spelled as it is pronounced) commonly misspelled with two or more missing vowels, or confused with Bonerania, Stonia, Stanistan, e-Stonia, Ebola, Estoniastan, I'm stoned or Estoniastanistoniashabalabalabadoooo, is the richest and most delevoped country between Finland, Russia and Latvia as well as the most hopeless and confusing. Notice that while the present article may contain some typographical errors, the yet-to-be-written article called The Truth about Estonia is completely wrong and presents a misleadingly hyper-superlative picture of the country, in other words - the truth.

The name Estonia comes from what is known from ancient times that Estonians turn visitors into rocks, also known as stoners. For that reason, people have always avoided from going to Estonia and it is not true that Estonians have changed that habit. Estonia is full of stones which Estonians have turned people into, some of which are a major tourist attraction. (Full article...)