Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/August 21

Helen of Troy is the first woman who wrote the book about How To: Leave Your Husband and Cause a Big, Big, Fuss It wasn't her fault that Bronze age Greek super heroes went weak at their hairy knees when they saw Helen and wanted to sack cities and kill many people in her honour. After all, doesn't every princess want to be fussed over? (Full article...)