Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Chinese Restaurant

Chinese Restaurant Name Generator

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

Bamboo

King

Restaurant

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

Grand

Restaurant

Group

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu Chicken Plain Loo Bo Chicken £3.00 Plain Loo Bo Chicken £3.00 Plain Loo Bo Chicken £3.00 Steaks Spicy Zung To Pork £2.00 Spicy Zung To Pork £3.00 Spicy Zung To Pork £4.50 Salads Stir-Fry Kung Go Salad £1.00 Stir-Fry Kung Go Salad £1.00 Stir-Fry Kung Go Salad £1.00

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Fresh Dragon-Go Noodles £2.00 Fresh Dragon-Go Noodles £3.50 Fresh Dragon-Go Noodles £4.10 Traditional Oriental Drinks Fresh Tung-To Juice £2.00 Fresh Tung-To Juice £2.00 Fresh Tung-To Juice £2.00 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Fresh Tung-To Juice £2.00 Fresh Tung-To Juice £2.00 Fresh Tung-To Juice £2.00