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Chinese Restaurant Name Generator

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

Zang's

Mandarin

Dragon

All-You-Can-Eat

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

The

Super

Buffets & Banquets

Pavilion

Trust

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu Chicken Baked Dragon-Dragon Chicken £3.88 Baked Dragon-Dragon Chicken £3.88 Baked Dragon-Dragon Chicken £3.88 Steaks Plain Dragon-Ko Mutton £2.88 Plain Dragon-Ko Mutton £3.88 Plain Dragon-Ko Mutton £4.58 Salads Stir-Fry Kung Do Salad £1.88 Stir-Fry Kung Do Salad £1.88 Stir-Fry Kung Do Salad £1.88

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Roast Dragon-To Rice £2.88 Roast Dragon-To Rice £3.58 Roast Dragon-To Rice £4.18 Traditional Oriental Drinks Fresh Sung-Ko Juice £2.88 Fresh Sung-Ko Juice £2.88 Fresh Sung-Ko Juice £2.88 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Fresh Sung-Ko Juice £2.88 Fresh Sung-Ko Juice £2.88 Fresh Sung-Ko Juice £2.88