Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Chinese Restaurant

Chinese Restaurant Name Generator

You need new name to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big naming program! Sends the consummation name to your business!
Naming restaurant to you:

Century

8

Congee & Noodle House

Chinese Restaurant Employer Chooser

You small business, you need nemployer to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big employer-chooser program! Sends the employer name to your business!
Choosing employer name to you:

The

Grand

Chinese

Tower

Partnership

Chinese Restaurant Menu Maker

You need new fancy-sounded fake Chinese menu to your restaurant; But you having little time! Uses big menu program! Sends the menu to your business!
Making menu to you:

Chinese Menu Chicken Fresh Kung Ko Chicken Drumsticks £3.22 Fresh Kung Ko Chicken Drumsticks £3.22 Fresh Kung Ko Chicken Drumsticks £3.22 Steaks Home-Made Panda-To Mutton £2.22 Home-Made Panda-To Mutton £3.22 Home-Made Panda-To Mutton £4.52 Salads Fresh Vung Do Salad £1.22 Fresh Vung Do Salad £1.22 Fresh Vung Do Salad £1.22

Chinese Menu Rice & Noodles Home-Made Dragon-Go Rice £2.22 Home-Made Dragon-Go Rice £3.52 Home-Made Dragon-Go Rice £4.12 Traditional Oriental Drinks Hot Fung-Dragon Water £2.22 Hot Fung-Dragon Water £2.22 Hot Fung-Dragon Water £2.22 Traditional Indonesian Drinks Hot Fung-Dragon Water £2.22 Hot Fung-Dragon Water £2.22 Hot Fung-Dragon Water £2.22