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| − | {{Shortcut|[[UN:CHAT]]<br>[[UN:IRC]]}} |
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| − | {{Wilde|The only thing worse than being talked about on IRC is being talked about on LiveJournal. And the only thing worse than that is being talked about on BBC.|IRC}} |
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| − | {{Q|I can easily snipe you on this thing, as I disguise myself with many a username, so watch out!|127.0.0.1|Uncyclopedia Chatting}} |
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| − | For a collection of quotes, see the [http://www.chronarion.org/chirpy/ Uncyc QDB]. |
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| − | '''NOTE: IRC CHAT IS ''NOT'' THE PLACE TO GO LOOKING FOR A MATE OR A PARTNER TO [[sex|WATCH TV WITH]]. IT IS FOR PROJECT DISCUSSIONS AND SIMILAR TASKS.<!-- Ha! --> FOR MATCHMAKING, PLEASE CHOOSE A SERVICE LIKE EH... I DON'T KNOW.... [[Do NOT click any links|MATCH.COM]] OR SOMETHING, AND HELP KEEP OUR IRC FILTH FREE. AND IN CASE THAT DIDN'T GO THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THE CHANNEL IF YOU DO.''' |
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| − | <div class="nonwhite">[[Image:Beingtompkins.png|150px|thumb|For more IRC help, see this instructional video.]]</div> |
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| − | ==Chat== |
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| − | To access the Uncyclopedia [[IRC]] channel you have <s>five</s> three <s>options</s> Holy Commandments: |
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| − | ===1. <span class="plainlinks">[irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia Direct IRC link]</span>=== |
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| − | If your browser supports IRC (like [[Opera (web browser)|Opera]]), or if you have an irc plugin installed for your browser you can click on [irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia irc://irc.freenode.net/uncyclopedia] to go directly to the channel. This also works for some stand-alone IRC clients that are associated with irc:// urls in your browser. |
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| − | :''(If you are using [[Firefox]] or any other [[Mozilla]] based browser, you can get the [http://chatzilla.hacksrus.com/ ChatZilla] IRC plugin to use this method.)'' |
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| − | ===2. Manual=== |
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| − | Or just point your irc client to the mystical coordinates below: |
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| − | server: irc.freenode.net |
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| − | port: 6667 |
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| − | channel: #uncyclopedia |
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| − | UnNews has its own channel as well ('''[irc://irc.freenode.net/unnews #unnews]''')<br> |
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| − | There is also a channel for admins ('''[irc://irc.freenode.net/@uncyclopedia #@uncyclopedia]''') |
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| − | ===3. <span class="plainlinks">[http://irc.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/ Web based CGI-IRC]</span> client=== |
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| − | If neither of those worked, go to [http://irc.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/ irc.wikia.com/uncyclopedia] to launch the web client. It is slow and prone to <span class="nounderlinelink plainlinks">[http://www.livescience.com/technology/10ways_destroyearth-10.html <span style="color:#000000">total existence failure</span>]</span>, but serviceable and not usually blocked by libraries and centers of [[edumacation]]. |
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| − | <br />'''Please note: If you need strictly site-related help (e.g. unbanning, wiki help, etc) try <span class="plainlinks">[http://irc.wikia.com/irc.cgi?adv=1 #@uncyclopedia]</span> first. You're more likely to find an admin, and less likely to encounter blathering morons.''' |
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| − | [[pl:Nonsensopedia:IRC]] |
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| − | [[ru:Абсурдопедия:IRC]] |
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