UnReviews:American Education System
Okay, so I go to be born, right? At first, it's fine, but then all of a sudden my mommy picks me up and starts talking about this thing called "school", whatever the fuck that is. She puts me in her car and forces me into some big brick building. I walk in with my iPad in hand, just watching some Skibidi Toilet, and then all of a sudden some tall ass bitch comes and snatches my iPad out of my hands! That motherfucker then tried to tell me that "personal electronic devices" are BANNED! Can you fucking believe this? These motherfuckers expect me to be exactly where they want me to be when they want me to be there! You know what? SUCK MY DICK, YOU FILTHY BASTARDS!! And then, when I go to get food, they ask for... for... money!!! Those filthy capitalist shits tried to charge me for food! Every time I go to get food, I get it for free! Mommy gets it for me! But these turd-eating bastards wanted PAYMENT! And, ooh, it gets better. Then, some retarted ass bitch chews my ass out for taking someone else's crayons! I thought that schools were communist! THEY'RE OUR FUCKING CRAYONS! So, I'm done. It sucked. Bad.
And with that, I say to schools:
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