UnPoetia:Savage Beast

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"Once there lived a savage beast

hundred yards from my school right towards east

No one ever dared to go near it

I never thought I am the one who would mess with it

One day on my way back home I stepped on its tail

Then I checked out that the beast is as big as a whale

oh what a fate

I figured out that its a stalemate

I cursed myself for choosing the shortcut

before that big beast I looked like a midget

I tried to convince myself that its not pissed off

But its too late that the situation got tough

I looked into its angry single eye

Which almost made me cry

None can guess what happened next

I kicked its ass to my best

Try to understand the moral of the story

From my childhood im a hero in search of glory"