UnNews:10 Child Stars- SO cute then, not so cute now!/3

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7. Sigh. The Kid from Two and a Half Men still looks exactly the same as the Kid from Two and a Half Men. Like, sure, it looks like he accidentally glued his neighbor's stash of shaved pubes onto his 8-year-old face, but a quick shave and he's fucking fine. I hate my fucking life. When I was at college I thought I was going to get a job at the Times. I can't even look at that newspaper now without feeling my guts churn up with this, like, sense of failure and guilt.


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