Zork 3

Summon Chuck Norris	Score: 0	Moves: 7
Congratulations, you successfully summoned Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris (roundhouse-)kicks your ass. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit