Zork 3

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You start the engine somehow with your meager knowledge of keys and such, and take your dad's advice to not say anything when he gave you a 'special bath'. Man, you miss those baths.

You snap back to reality just in time to see the ramp. You go towards it... You get on it! YOU JUMP!!!!

...And you blow up...

They invented the roof a while back.


*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***


Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):