Zork 3

Arcade	Score: 0	Moves: 2
> Play Ms. Pacman You begin the game. > Tell your mom to play What were you thinking?! Your mom can't play because she has AIDS because she has too much sex! A grue pops out and eats you *** You have won *** > What? I won?! Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go: *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit