Zork 3

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 Translating the Sign Score: 17000 Moves: 24

You spend all day and all night trying to translate the sign, with no success. The dictionary is just too complicated, and the symbols too weird. Just as you think you've found the way to translate the language, a grue jumps out of the forest and eats you.


*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***


Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):