Zork 3

Castle That Never Existed Until It Suddenly Appeared One Day Ago: Killing the Narrator	Score: 30000000	Moves: 18
No, please don't kill me. > Kill narrator I am eaten by a grue. The grue then wants seconds and eats you. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit