Zork 3

Grue Games	Score: 3	Moves: 62
> Attempt to participate You enter the Grue games arena and attempt to participate in the 100m dash > Do I win? No, you idiot! You get eaten by a grue > “SHIT!” ~ My dad *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit