Zork 3

Jesus in hell	Score: 10000	Moves: 4
> Hi, I'm Jesus. "Hi, I'm Red Guy." The conversation is going great, and Red Guy even apologises for scaring you. Sadly, many Romans in hell (most Romans got in hell for killing Christians) heard that you were Jesus, so they crusify you. You don't get your own religion, and Red Guy explains he didn't like you anyway. 21 minutes later you die. *** You suck *** Would you like to not suck, cheat by loading someone else's save, or give up out of frustration? (Type NOT SUCK, CHEAT, or GIVE UP): restart restore quit