Zork 3

Extreme sarcasm	Score: 0	Moves: 7
> (some censored extreme sarcasm) Don't you think you forgot something? > What? You are fighting Grue 2.0. Grue 2.0 displays several new features: 1. Brand new kickass design (same) 2. Brand new kickass teeth (lame) 3. Comes in three kickass colors: brown, black and gruesome 4. Eats even faster, moves even faster, f***s even faster 6. It's even more painful being eaten by a grue vol.2.0 7. It's immune to extreme sarcasm. C'mon you know the drill. *** You have won *** > What? I won?! Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go: *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit