Zork 3

Monster Battle!	Score: 20000	Moves: 22
WTF? Are you serious? > Yes. The Monster is like, 1000 times stronger than you. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit