Zork 3

Monster Battle!	Score: 555	Moves: 21
WTF? Are you serious? > Yes. The monster uses some 1337 combo and kills you. Ha! *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit