Zork 3

Monster Battle!	Score: 555	Moves: 20
...Really? You're actually serious? > Yes. The monster summons a grue which promptly eats you. > ...What? Oh fine, It eats it too. Happy? *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit