Zork 3

Stop eating cheesecake, you fat pig	Score: -500	Moves: 2
If you wanna have cheesecake all day, then don't bother! I'm killing you instead! *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit eat cheesecake