Zork 3

Stop eating cheesecake, you fat pig	Score: -500	Moves: 2
If you wanna have cheesecake all day, then don't bother! I'm killing you instead! *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit eat cheesecake