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| Please step away from the tank
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Score: 0
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Moves: 2
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> squish grue with tank
You do not have a tank.
> look
You are in Oprah's compound, in the Hall of Blankness. There is nothing here but you in a mech and the grue you want to squish. The afforementioned grue looks mad.
> squish grue with mech
The mecha does not have a foot. The grue is getting annoyed.
> FIRE THE LIGHT CANNON
The cannon jammed up before firing. The grue comes into your mech, points out the button labeled "Kill Grue", and eats you before you could press it or even have a chance to scream.
- *** Thou art dead ***
Wouldst thou like to start over, restor an saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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