Zork 3

YOU EVIL BASTARD	Score: 1000	Moves: 49
> Kill Grue Slayer You crack a sarcastic joke about his loss to a n00b AFGNCAAP, and his head explodes in a bloody spray of ichor (Eww, blood!). "Good, AFGNCAAP, good. Your journey to the dark side is now complete." You become the Ur-Grue's servant, helping him for several years and brutally murdering countless unlucky adventurers, until one fine day, an extremely 1337 adventurer blows your head off with a kitten launcher. In your last breath, you wonder why your life is so much like Star Wars. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit