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 Voldemort and the Upsized Burger Score: 100 Moves: Unknown



> That Cheeseburger looks delicious...

I know that.


> Its just out of my reach...

Oh no, don't turn into a second Voldemort!


> I'll just grab it across...

You shouldn't do that.


> Maybe take a bite or two...

You REALLY shouldn't be doing that.


> All right, I eat the whole damned thing already

You slowly savour the tasty goodness of the Cheeseburger.

You do not hear a voice chanting "Avada Kedavra" a few paces away.

You do not see a flash of green light heading towards you.

However, you DO notice the Cheeseburger fading from sight.


> NOOOOOO....

Too bad.


*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***


Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):