Zork 3

you suck more	Score: -infinity	Moves: 2
You are really pushing it this time, aren't you? > Shut up. Why? > Because I said so. And? > Because you are so annoying, you got eaten by a grue. Stop doing that, it doesn't work. For that, your legs suddenly give way and they can't move. > I'm sorry! Please let me move again! Why should I? > Because I will use Extreme Sarcasm. Oh right... > Can I move now? Not yet, but maybe you can survive like this! > Yeah! I can get disability benefit and everything! I can even move with my arms! Thanks! And your outcome is even better! Look, here comes a grue to help you up! > OH SHI- *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit get eaten by a grue