Zork 3

Lock n' load.	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> shoot Death in the eye You shoot at Death's eye, but realize he doesn't even have any! The grue is feeling jealous right now, so to teach you to pay attention to grues, it eats you from behind. Did you know grues have eyes? *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit