Zork 3

"No Data" means exactly that, dicknose.	Score: -10	Moves: -10
> restore-> No Data A 1337 h4x0r comes out of the screen and eats you *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit HAX THE GAME! N0w 1337 wi11 b3 y0ur l4n9u493.