Zork 3

Dead	Score: 0	Moves: 0
> Wait Your fate is obvious. > Huh? Why? Didn't you read the previous page? > I dunno... This should make it clearer... *** You got hosed *** Would you like to towel down, restore a change of clothes, or end this water fight? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit > What the hell?! You don't see my point? > Bleah? *DROOL* THAT'S IT! I QUIT! > Zork Admin: Narrator has committed suicide. Game Over.