Zork 2

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You try to run, but the guard shoots you with his laser gun. Oh, wait, you fail to run because you're extremely slow. The guard's gun seems to be super-effective against you, because it knocks away your egg fragment, ricochets off your griffin's wings, and hits you squarely in the back. Talk about bad luck.