Zork

river of quicksand	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> try to cross the river of quicksand Such perseverance! But seriously, you really wanna try to cross it? > yes! You set one foot gingerly into the edge of the vast river of quicksand. You proceed similarly with the other foot. Slowly, you wade into the shallow area of the river. Bracing yourself, you charge into the middle part of the river. You vainly attempt to swim across, only to be swallowed up by the sand entirely and eaten by a Quicksand Grue. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN