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 Living room Score: 27 Moves: 19


> Tell the kid the gum really is big red

"It is? It tastes like fruit." he says.


> Big red means apple flavor

"Oh! OK, thanks!" The kid goes back to humming his little tune.


> inv

You've got some clothes, a butcher knife, a flashlight, some batteries, and the keychain.