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 Yard Score: 5 Moves: 4


> leave house
You're standing on a grassy lawn. Looks well-kept.

Directly in front of you is a nice-looking forest. You can also hear a faint rushing sound to your left.

Your bleeding seems to be slowing down a bit.


> inv
You have clothes, a stick of gum, and a knife coated in your bodily fluids. By which I mean blood. I know what you were thinking, sicko.