Zork

Wizzard's Pantry	Score: 135	Moves: 74
> ask about jar Which jar do you want to ask about? > ask about jar with interesting label You ask the Feminine-Looking Wizzard about the oddly labeled jar and notice an angry look creeping across its face. > tell joke Unfortunately, it seems the old "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke did not go over too well with the Wizzard, and it lets out a terrifying roar that echoes throughout the maze. A bright light washes over the room as the Wizzard begins to cast a spell, and you notice a clown nose in the far corner of the room. wear clown nose get clown nose soil your pants