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| Iron Balcony
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Score: 60
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Moves: 34
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> shatter window with fist
Okay, you can take this window, kid. Your left hook is devastating, and your jabs are so fast, by the time the window will see them, it'll be reflecting its last. You're gonna dance like a ladybird, and sting like a bee. Your incoming fists will be the last thing they'll see! You are the greatest!
YOU VS WINDOW - ROUND 1
And here comes the punch! You swing! You connect!!
KA-CRASH! Tinkle, tinkle....
...Great job, kid. Not only did you break the window, but you sliced open your wrists with a thousand razor-sharp shards of broken glass. You should have checked for the Safety Glass logo first, you little punk!
> examine window
Too late for that - a Werewolf has come along and eaten you.
- *** Dead again (sigh) ***
Would you like to blah blah blah, something something, blah blah blah (some STUFF in CAPITALS):
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“In Soviet Russia, WINDOW VS YOU!!”
