Zork

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You entered the cheat: Auto Kill Opponent

A Penguin-Eating Grue hops out from the ground and eats the Penguin before it has a chance to scream.

You: Well that was easy... Why can't they make grues only eat Penguins?


... And just for that last comment, a grue drops on you and devours you before you have a chance to scream.


You: ...


*** Mama mia! ***


It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):


Oops... My mistake, that banner was for the third installment of the main game... oh well, just disregard the banner links if you want to continue in PvP.