Zork

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> edit Zork/unczork The edit window opens. It is white and the text is confusing. > set text-length = 0 Page blanked successfully. > save Page saved successfully. The window is now pitch black, with no text whatsoever. Your computer is likely to be eaten by a grue, and you are likely to get banned. Shut down Contact the admin Wait for the grue to appear Get the hell off that computer!