Zork

Cottage	Score: 100	Moves: 9
What? When did you get a joint? > Im always ready to blaze bitch > Inv: Hidden drug pocket Oh, you have a joint, three hits of acid, some zooomers, 3 phoenix downs, an M16. Shit man, you know how to roll. > Blaze up You heat up that phatty and toke a few blows, just chillin. Note: this game is now rated M for mature because of the use of the word "toke". Get sword Use a hit of acid Use two hits of acid Use three hits of acid Use phoenix down Magically teleport out of here and win the game!