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 Hole Score: 0 Moves: 0


> jam head in hole
You fail to find anything interesting, besides the stomach acid of a grue.

Smooth moves genius.


...

But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.