Zork

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> Search Trash You rifle through the trash, removing an apple core, a crumpled piece of paper, and the long lost gold of Bluebeard the Pirate. But, woe is you, at the bottom of the pile was a grue. It devours you for thinking that, for one second, you could actually come out ahead. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN