Zork

Foyer	Score: 0	Moves: 3
> peek under trapdoor Being the pussy that you are, you gently, slowly, and noiselessly lift the trapdoor lid a fraction of a fraction of half a quarter millimetre, and peek at the forbidden secrets within... Mein gott! It's true! They don't wear anything under their kilts! > what?!? Just screwing with you. You see nothing but the black impenetrable darkness that almost certainly contains a Grue. enter black impenetrable darkness that almost certainly contains a Grue. back to the room