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> Insult Orderly

You make an exceptionally rude comment about the orderly's mother, simply to vent your frustration and rage.


> Insult Orderly

You then insult him again.


> Insult Orderly

And again.


Suddenly, the orderly snaps and morphs into a Grue. He charges you in a rage. You flee from his rage. The receptionist pushes an emergency button, and the asylum security arrives. They lift their anti-grue sidearms and ventilate both you and the Grue.


Tough Luck.


*** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia ***


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