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 Jordanhill Railway station Score: 25 Moves: 17


> Call God

You pick up the phone and decide to call some dude called God. You have no clue who the hell this person is or what, but you have his number for some reason. So lets dial it.


> Dial number
You dial the number and here the ring tone. Then you here someone pick up and then a female voice.

"We are sorry, but God will not be revived until 27-10-2023, please try again then!"


> Asshole...
You're telling me...damn pre-recorded tape messages