Zork

Mystery Express	Score: 0	Moves: 0
> Jump train ... You serious? > yes Do you have no brain cells? Fine, I will honor your decision. Like a total Captain Oblivious, you leap off the side OF A DAMN SPEEDING TRAIN!!!!!!! > What? You never told me that the train was moving! Are you the guy/girl/nondescriptgender that selected jumping off the train? > Yes, so what? Hah, okay, this is what: Youy start rolling down a hill at high speeds and hit the following: TREE TREE TREE ROCKS ROAD 18 WHEELER CAR CAR TANK ROCKS TREE HORNET'S NEST RIVER FISH ROCK ROCK ROCK WATERFALL JAGGED ROCKS... > So. what does that mean? IT MEANS YOU'RE DEAD DUMBASS! > Oh yeah jackass? Well, I can make dead too! Beat computer with stick OW, SHIT, DAMN! STOP!!!!!! Fine! I will let you start over at the station, OKAY? > Sure, thank you Go Back Now take me to Jamaica or something, NOT the station.