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Score: 15
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Moves: 0
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> use secret weapon
Searching around in your pants, you manage to pull out Ringilis, the legendary blade of cold! About time...
> use ringilis
You slash at the Ur-Grue. The Ur-Grue dies.
> proceed
Not so fast, Eager McBeaver. The Ur-Grue's acid blood splashes upon you, melting the skin off your bones. In minutes, you have rotted, dying a painful, agonizing death.
- *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia ***
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