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 Shrine to Ringilis Score: {{{2}}} Moves: {{{3}}}



> take ringilis

You reach out, and cannot grasp it. You are too small!


> kick ringilis out of fountain

It barely moves.


> roll ringilis around until i get big

It's too heavy.


> jackass. i hate you

That's the point of being a dungeon master.