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 Restroom Stall Score: ? Moves: ?


> take a piss

You open the restroom stall only to meet an unexpecting person of the opposite gender with their pants down.

As you try to remember if you stepped through the wrong door, she/he pulls out a weapon and kills you.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):