Zork

Unfocom Office	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> Device is spelled with a C. Then suddenly, a mysterious man jumps out with two S shaped swords. There is an army of tamed grues behind him. Did I mention that those swords are poisoned? And flaming. And cackling with electicity. And sharp. They also happen to be S shaped. > Let me guess. I'm dead. Not yet. The poison is a slow and painful one, and he only cuts off your arms and legs. You spend the next five hours writhing in horrible pain. While you are doing this, the woman shoots the man with the galaxy bazooka and the grues eat your arms and legs, which had been poisoned by the guy's swords. They all die instantly. Of course, none of this matters to you because you are in a torturous pain and you're dying. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit