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You act against all common sense and put your right hand in your pocket to try to figure out how you managed to fit the whole ladder into it. You feel around a bit and find the ladder. For some strange reason, you're able to search deeper and deeper into your pocket, until your entire arm has gone into it.

Suddenly, you lose all feeling in your arm, whip it out of your pocket, and discover that it's completely missing. Your new stump is bleeding pretty badly, but you seem to still have your attention on the pocket. You should probably stop the bleeding.