Zork

Sydney? Sydney Conners?	Score: 0	Moves: 5
You seize Ned by the shoulder, and he jumps nervously. > Read the fucker his rights You tell him harassment's a federal crime in your most "investigative crime reporter" voice, never mind the fact that it comes out as a weak mumble which would be better suited to talking about groundhogs. > Drag Ned to police station Ned is starting to struggle. > Tighten grip "Hey Sydney, bruv, what do you think you're doing?" You realise that you don't remember where the police station is. Run away Punch Ned so at least he'll have something to complain about