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> go to the movie store
You go to the movie store. There are no Grues here. You pick out a movie called 'Gone with the Wind'. You go up to the counter to rent it. You feel safe.

Unfortunately, the man behind the counter is a Grue, which grabs the movie out of your hands and whacks you on the head with it. You died. The Grue eats you with white wine sauce and truffles.


*** Gone with the Grue ***


Would you like to get Rhett, restore a fellow comrade, or say that you don't give a damn? (Type RHETT, COMRADE, or DAMN):