Zork

motelroom14	Score: 0	Moves: 0
You walk in on a scene that looks like the famous painting of the Poker Playing Dogs. However, it is not dogs playing poker, but several Grue, waiting for their shift to start. They eat you. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN