Zork

Motel	Score: 130	Moves: 57
Bonk! You run right into a wall, and smack your head so hard it splits open. You feel faint and pass out. Later, a troop of Grues devour you in your sleep. • *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN